Tons of Hershey's Chocolate

I just ate TONS of Hershey's chocolate.

What the hell is that? We found these Hershey's Kisses lined up on our beds - four at the foot of each comforter - when we returned to our room at the Hershey Lodge after spending the day at Hersheypark. There was another row of Kisses along the base of the television. It was as if a chocolate snail had broken in, made the beds, folded the towels, and left a trail of silvery treats in its wake.

Why did I eat this? As if I had a choice! The town of Hershey, PA is all about chocolate. We'd been there before, but since we had never stayed in one of the hotels owned and operated by the Hershey company, I was amazed by how deeply candy permeates the entire experience.

It was no surprise to find plenty of confections made with chocolate (more posts on that to come), costumed Hershey's characters roaming around the hotel, and, of course, every variety of candy manufactured by the Hershey Foods Corporation available for purchase in the gift shop. What I didn't expect, however, was the chocolate-infused shampoo, conditioner, and moisturizer in our room; candy at every occasion (Checking in? Have some Twizzlers! Missed the family bingo game? Take these Reese's!); or the chocolate aroma that's piped into the ATM machine alcove in the hotel lobby. Holy crap!

After two days in Hershey, the stench had become somewhat nauseating, and I was relieved to walk through our front door and discover that the house did not smell like chocolate. Still, the box of Hershey's Golden Almond bars in my suitcase beckons...

Satisfaction rating: 10